texecuted 

To be executed in the state of Texas.

Five men were Texecuted this year by lethal injection.

texecuted by Franek Jones July 7, 2007

Textcuse

A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.

I was on my way to meet Magda at the bar when she sent me this maddening textcuse: "cant make it got super work busy. sorry!" Total bullshit!

Textcuse by ego29 May 27, 2008

Texacute 

A fast execution of a criminal without much thought in a trial or an execution of a residential home invader by the owner of the house with reference to Texas Penal Code concerning the use of deadly force to protect property (§ 9.42).

Texacute'em ... that will teach any other criminals to stay away from this neighborhood.

Texacute by BMark October 20, 2008

Texterate 

Texting between two people.

"I'll texterate you later, douchebag!"

Texterate by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Texecution 

Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.

George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.

Texecution by gvillezack January 2, 2009

Textecuted 

When a teenager's parents take away their phone or cut off texting as a cruel, cruel, cruel punishment.

Teenager 1: "Why didn't you text me yesterday?"

Teenager 2: "Sorry, my parents textecuted me."

Teenager 1: "...HA!"

Textecuted by Lazyfordays September 9, 2011

Texticure

A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.

Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!

Texticure by Butch Dime October 21, 2010