Textcuse
A patently lame excuse for bailing out of an appointment, sent via text message. The textcuse is usually terse, last minute, and only nominally apologetic.
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textcuss by Bassballer July 10, 2014
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Text-cuse
a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.
Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!
Text-cuse by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010
texcuse
A combination of the words: Text and Excuse
1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.
2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.
1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.
2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.
Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!
Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?
Dude 1: Nice texcuse...
Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?
Dude 1: Nice texcuse...
texcuse by Mattfromboston January 2, 2009
textcussion
Trying to have a discussion by means of texting only. Implication that this is unfavorable way to discuss lengthy and or difficult matters
textcussion by hayleygirl April 22, 2016
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