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text potato 

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
text potato by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

text pong 

A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:

1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.

A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
text pong by smreidy November 26, 2011

pocket text 

when your phone is in your pocket and accidently sends someone a text
Friend: hey whats "ku?"
Me: oh sorry that was a pocket text

possum text 

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
possum text by crcguy October 18, 2010
n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation
know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.
poop text by dommysalami August 9, 2010

Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.


No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.
Post Text Syndrome by goduke123 January 23, 2009