testiculating

Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.

Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.

by Martin Peake May 24, 2005

testiculating

To 'testiculate' is to thrust your groin whilst dancing.

Oh dear, there's no way in hell Joel's gonna get that girl. She seems mightily put off by his by his testiculating.

by McKECHN13 March 13, 2010

testiculation

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006

Testiculitis

Another word for having blue balls.

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis

by joshwua915 November 29, 2016

testiculation

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.

"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"

by BadPauly October 18, 2012

testiculate

\tuh-STIK-yuh-layt\, intransitive verb:
1. To make gestures or motions with one's genitals, especially while speaking or instead of speaking

transitive verb:
1. To indicate or express by gestures with one's testicles.

As a paraplegic with limited motor skills, Jim couldn't use his hands to emphasize his speech, so instead he had to testiculate. This often led to him getting arrested for public indecency, although every woman he was ever with was never unsatisfied.

by Zigfried November 13, 2007

testiculent

Exhibiting mild-mannered machismo.

The testiculent fop was unable to impress the gang of bikers threatening to remove the wheel nuts from his tastefully renovated Toyota Prius.

by Barrington St John Smythe III March 27, 2019