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testicicle 

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.
Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.
testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006
Related Words

TestIcicle 

To test an icicle
Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.
TestIcicle by Tha_Cuddla April 17, 2004

Testiciles 

The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.
Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles
Testiciles by Bayareaboy17 February 9, 2019

Testicicle 

adjective, meaning 's**t'.
Derived from popular music group 'The Testicicles', who are s**t.
Harry: Do you like lemmons?
Barry: No, your spelling of lemons is testicicle
Testicicle by Paul Robinson April 18, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026