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tardulate 

Look at Peter! What a tardulate. He just ran into that pole trying to impress that Canadian girl.
tardulate by kewlkid7 September 28, 2008
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Turbulate 

Peeing ones pants due to turbulation on an airplane
Dude, did you just turbulate?
Turbulate by Dana Deveraux March 31, 2013

Turdulater 

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

techulate 

Using technology to isolate in social settings.
Sometimes I techulate at parties when I don't know many people.
techulate by revolutionary24 November 3, 2013

Turbulated 

The act of getting thrown of the toilet seat while trying to use the airplane bathroom during a flight.
Why aren't their seatbelts in the airplane bathroom, cause I'm tired of being turbulated off the toilet?
Turbulated by AshleyFun February 4, 2010

TWERKULATE 

During sex when a woman is playing with a man's nads and she gets a little to ruff with them.
"Yo, my bitch betta' not be twerklate my nads."
TWERKULATE by Jonrush@ETEXAS July 31, 2005