1 definition by pizoozoo
| 1. | Turdulater | ||
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Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd. Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated "Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny." "He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds." "Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy." "What's the number for the plumber again?" |
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