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textile challenged 

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked
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Testilepathy 

Testilepathy is the phenomenon that occurs when one man is hit in the testicles and everyone around him growns in pain. Simply put it is telepathy of the testicles.
Oh shit! She kicked him in the junk! Damn testilepathy!
Testilepathy by Pig_boy August 19, 2009

Terrilee 

Terrilee is the bestest of the best. She is the sexiest bitch around and knows how to have a good time. No terrilee is ever taller then 5 feet, and they always have blonde hair and blue eyes. She is also known as she hulk because of her awesome muscularness, never mess with her.
Terrilee
Terrilee by eelirret November 23, 2010
n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.
"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."
textile by ManaUser July 26, 2006

textiles 

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.
I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(