2 definitions by Naked Kayak Dude
A person so obsessed with Peacock Bass fishing that it has become an obsession. They will travel great distances and even skip work to chase down these elusive fish. This person will put Peacock fishing ahead of work and relationships, they have no remorse in doing so
Tioti is late for work again, I bet you anything he's out chasing peacock bass. He's a Peacock-Aholic
by Naked Kayak Dude June 8, 2019
Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018