teracotta pie 

the smegma produced under one males foreskin after not washing for a week or longer

dude! I have the worst teracotta pie after that 5 day festival...

teracotta pie by scowndrell February 15, 2014

Terracotta Terror 

A fetid combination of menstrual fluids simultaneously expelled and smeared across one's chest after a night of nefarious romping

"Hamish was appalled when he awoke to find the girl from last night had left a terracotta terror"

Terracotta Terror by MrTerror July 2, 2012

Terracotta pie 

A pie cooked in a traditional clay oven. This can be a wide variety of pies including but not limited to cream pies (Not a pie made from semen during sexual intercourse), apple pies, and peach pies (again nothing sexual).

Hey, grandma, that TERRACOTTA PIE we had last night was delicious!

Terracotta pie by WEIRDGURL98 May 21, 2022

Terracotta Pie 

Terracotta Pie is reference to a vagina in the System of the down song "vacinity of obcinity".

Banana banana Terracotta Pie.

Terracotta Pie by coolhandluc February 9, 2006

Telecottaging 

Verb. To telecottage / telecottaging.

Working from a home in the country with computer communication.

Nothing to do with cottaging.

I sold my flat in London and bought a cottage in Norfolk. Then I had a 2mbps line installed so I could telecottage.

Telecottaging by kilkrazy January 17, 2005

Terracota Pie 

Asian vagina

Look at Keanan over there eating his girlfriends Terracota Pie

Terracota Pie by bevak24 June 21, 2010

Terracotta 

The girls who fake tan so much either during prom season or all year round that their skin turns orange like terracotta clay.

guy 1: did you see Kennedy?
guy 2: yea she's a total terracotta now because of prom
guy 1: dude she's always been a terracotta
guy 2: yea but she's never been this bad

Terracotta by markmalevolent April 14, 2009