kilkrazy's definitions

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

clutteration

Noun.

Clutteration is the assortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.

Once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.

I came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!

by kilkrazy January 9, 2005

wiki

Onomatapaeic word describing the sound made when a DJ scratches a record back and forth rapidly on the turntable (that is, he rotates the record rapidly in either direction).

"Wiki wiki wiki..." scratched the DJ, before going on to lay down some tunes.

by kilkrazy December 30, 2004

nets

Cricket practice equipment consisting of a single wicket surrounded by nets which prevent the ball being hit a long way. Used for practising bowling and batting without fielders.

"Training today will be nets at 10 until lunch, then a pick-up game in the afternoon."

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

cool bananas

A phrase used for congratulations, admiration, agreement, etc. It conveys a general sense of enthusiastic approbation.

A: I got 96% in my Financial Accounting exam.
B: Cool bananas!

A: Have you seen this new Sony PSP? The screen is awesome.
B: Cool bananas!

A: Let's go to a movie tonight. How about Team America World Police?
B: Cool bananas!

by Kilkrazy January 14, 2005

rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

sponds

Noun: British slang term meaning

A) money in general, especially cash
B) pounds sterling

An abbreviation of the slang term "spondulicks".

My car insurance has gone up to £1,200 a year after I lost my no-claims bonus.

That's a lot of sponds!

by Kilkrazy April 21, 2005