kilkrazy's definitions

The Force

An ironic or sarcastic phrase. It's used in unfortunate situations caused by bad luck or stupidity, to indicate annoyance and incomprehension at the undesireable turn of events. It derives from the Star Wars movies, where Jedi characters use The Force to perform various unlikely acts.

Person A. The car has run out of petrol.

Person B. Great! How are we going to get to the wedding on time? Use The Force?

by kilkrazy January 2, 2005

love hotel

Japanese hotels that rent rooms by the hour for daytime use by couples.

Shibuya is the best place to take your girlfriend to a love hotel.

by kilkrazy July 7, 2005

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

rufty-tufty

Adjective: Describes the appearance of soldiers in the field, who are usually have worn equipment, dirty uniforms, and unofficial additions or modifications of their kit. This makes them look tough and professional. People wanting to imitate that look will batter their new equipment, grow stubble even if they have the chance to shave, and so on.

Derived from 'rough'.

"Are you growing that beard because your chin is cold or do you just want to look more rufty-tufty?"

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

Waste of food

Someone who is so worthless that the planet as a whole would be better off if he/she was dead, because he/she is consuming food that could go to the starving of Africa.

"??? is a waste of food."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

Sukey

Proper noun: Familiar form of the girl's name Susan.

"Polly put the kettle on.

Sukey take it off again."

From the nursery rhyme.

by Kilkrazy July 1, 2004

sponds

Noun: British slang term meaning

A) money in general, especially cash
B) pounds sterling

An abbreviation of the slang term "spondulicks".

My car insurance has gone up to £1,200 a year after I lost my no-claims bonus.

That's a lot of sponds!

by Kilkrazy April 21, 2005