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The name of the ninth month of the year – September – comes from the old Roman word “septem”, meaning “seven”, because in the Roman calendar it was the seventh month. ... In many parts of the world, September AKA 'Tember' is the first month of autumn and it is associated with being fucking badboy. enjoy your 'Tember' lads and lasses
"Lukas, It is known not to go on holiday in 'Tember' ..everything happens in this month, cancel everything!"
Tember by qatrez September 6, 2018
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1. a medical condition where you have one lung
2. a misspelling of "temper" by james
Don't smoke if you have tember!
tember by Susan April 24, 2005

Noth-Tember 

Today is national be nice to your brother day as well as everyday
- Stas Byegantsov
Let’s go pull a prank on your brother. Wait we can’t because it’s Noth-Tember.
Noth-Tember by Stas Byegantsov September 28, 2023

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

timberlake 

(v)

To redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again - to bring sexy back

After the Justin Timberlake song, "Sexyback"
Matt: Hey Kregg, did you see that section I redid?
Kregg: Yeah, you timberlaked that.
Matt: Yeah, I brought the sexy back.
timberlake by Section7 December 16, 2012