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the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan
run for your souls! the tellytubbies are descending upon us over the hills!
by the Crumpet July 08, 2004
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Result of old aged pensioners on acid.

Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:

Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.

In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.

Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Old Bertie ate his son's tabs and saw some telly tubbies.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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sick gay creatures with things that resemble cocks on there heads.it is hard to tell weather these fagots are girls or boys
who in the hell would have a sick mind to make creatures with freakin cocks on there heads
by baka_kuso_yarou December 09, 2004
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The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.
Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up
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jack osbourne and his little friends like to watch this childrens cartoon with gay creatures in Las Vegas. did i mention that jack is hott?
"Tinky winky, dipsey, lala, poe. telly tubies, telly tubbies say hello!"
"Ehoh!"
" Tubbie wubbie ubbie bubbie"
by BrideOfJack_Sarah January 20, 2004
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