television

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

by Saints September 25, 2003

television

The greatest invention ever known to man. Also see tv

if it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight

by Biddy March 6, 2005

Television

A device used for brainwashing

Don't eat everything you see in television

by oldemberg March 31, 2014

television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.

Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.

I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.

by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009

television

1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005