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a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.
I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.
by Maxwell June 29, 2004
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(n) {When there is drama, usually in excess}
Anytime there is too much drama.
-"How was your weekend?"
-"It was total Telemundo. I got in a fight with my girl, I had to deal with my family. There was some rolling black out that knocked out the power, so my alarm clock never when off & I was late to work. Oh, and when the power came back on the alarm system to my house wouldn't turn off, and the fire department showed up & gave me a $500 ticket for a false alarm. And to top it off after I got a parking ticket, someone pulled a hit & run, & now my bumper is hanging off the rear of my car."
by G doubleO ch November 05, 2007
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A word to describe a person from Central America origin. Can be used as a racial slur, like Spic, Beaner, and Wetback. Originates off of the TV channel.
Can you believe how many Telemundos are in here.
by ST ST December 14, 2010
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The greatest television station ever created. In the zip code of 14580 you can find this excellenta station on 17
I love the telemundo
by Carlos lopez June 09, 2003
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A male or female of Hispanic descent,
who looks white, speaks Spanish, and dress
like white Hollywood celebrities, most notably wearing oversized, and or reflective sunglasses, and designer jeans.
Holy guacamole senior batman, is that the guy from the Spanish channel??

Nah, no one special, just another Telemundo.
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Damn, that girl was telemundo
by El Cortez December 24, 2008
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