teft

When you're wiping your asshole and you drag diarrhea up through your balls

oh no I tefted

by joekercom October 5, 2016

teft

It refers to the the time of day. more towards the 10 AM- 6 PM time area.

I was tanning during the teft

by johnsmithers12 November 12, 2010

tefting

The act of sending text messages on your mobile phone while walking closely behind a stranger so you don't get hit by a car (since you're not looking up).

Origins: "Texting" and "Drafting" (like race cars)

Dude, I was tefting this afternoon on my way home from work and the guy in front of me suddenly stopped so I totally ran into him.

by Gary Mack June 24, 2008