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Teeny Weeny

It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.
I have a Teeny Weeny
Teeny Weeny by D0xy August 27, 2020

Teeny Weeny Sweeny 

The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)
See our schools football quarterback.

Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny 

A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.
That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026