Scene Teen

If your 14 year old daughter comes home from school with a razor comb and box Manic Panic red hair dye, flips you the bird with one hand while piercing her eyebrow with the other, reminds you that all the bands you listened to when you were her age are dead now and smiles like she personally killed them, starts ending all words with -eh (like "kitteh"), trashes all the computers in the house by downloading virus infested shareware programs so she can put some more Boys Like Girls on her ipod, starts dating a guy that's sporting his little sister's jeans and more makeup than Boy George, suddenly tells you she's "bi" and that every girl she knows is "bi" and is "totally stalking" her, starts mixing plaids and florals in ways that make you wonder if you're having an LSD flashback, flat irons her hair so straight that if you smacked her in the head, her hair would shatter like glass, tells you she's "so scene" and then tells you to "go f'ing look it up lolz cuz u so retartuhed" when you ask her what the hell is a "scene"...you've got yourself a Scene Teen.

Someone replaced my beautiful daugher with a cussing, smoking, flat ironing hair wearing, skinny jean buying, monster...she's a scene teen.

Scene Teen by URmommah April 2, 2011

scene teen queenz 

internet celebrities. hot girls who show up at every show and have connections. like scene queens but younger and hotter. they are still in high school.

the scene teen queenz are WAY hotter than the scene queenz.

scene teen queenz by Mad-e-line September 11, 2006

scene teen queenz 

Three really hot girls. They are the future of scene queenz. The best thing to happen since grilled cheese.

omg, i saw the scene teen queenz Raya, Jessica, and Diana at the show last night. i wish i was them.

scene teen queenz by Jarlaxle September 9, 2006

teenyscene 

Read the definition of teenybopper before reading this entry.

A teenyscene is like a teenybopper. Whereas teenyboppers are generally 9-10 year old girls obsessed with such acts such as Eminem etc, teenyscene, or a tennyscener generally is any girl within the ages of 12 - 16 that is obsessed with such 'Britpop II' acts such as Arctic Monkeys, Milburn, and The Kooks. It is most probable that these teenysceners have a MySpace account that has most of the new bands featured in the NME magazine's 'Radar' (new music) section in their MySpace profile 'Music' section.

Under the surface, these teenysceners were probably 10-12 years olds that were obsessed with princesses, Smash Hits and the like, until they discovered that liking them would not get them very far, so did everything else and liked everything else that they thought was 'cool'.

Not to be trusted/liked/talked to.

Teenyscene Connversation:

Teenyscener 1: Have you heard of this new band called Arctic Monkeys? They're well buff.

Normal Person: ...

teenyscene by El Delgado July 2, 2006