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Teegeeack 

The official name of Earth 75 million years ago, when the sinister Lord Xenu brought trillions of his people to Teegeeack and blew them to bits, leaving their spirits to haunt the planet for all time to come. Or at least that's the story from the cult of Scientology. You can pay Scientology thousands of dollars and they will drive the spirits of Xenu's victims (called "Thetans") from your body and you will reach a higher state of being. Or at least that's what they say.
Xenu put his excess population into volcanoes on Teegeeack and then blew them up with nuclear weapons.
Teegeeack by pyjujiop March 28, 2009
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Pronounced like "Tigger," a Teaguer specifically refers to a person born and raised on Chincoteague Island, VA (Chincoteague itself is pronounced like "Shin'-co-teeg", but locals cram it into two syllables, like "Shinc-tee"). Chincoteague is a tourist town located on the Eastern Shore of Virginia, known for the wild ponies that live on nearby Assateague Island. Teaguers are fiercely proud of the fact that they're from where they're from, for some reason, and call anyone that has not been born and raised on Chincoteague "come heres," while referring to themselves as "from heres." Teaguers also have a distinct variation of the Southern accent.
Them Teaguers don't take no guff from nobody, I tell you what.
Teaguer by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011
A cyberfeminist and cofounder of the 2000s collective Cybernetic Culture Research Project. His writings have been described as "theory-fictions", departing from the formal conventions of academic writing.

He was a mathematics prodigy, but abandoned his academic career in order to pursue his artistic endeavors in the visual field, as a freelance artist, diminishing his work to mostly erotica.

Between 2016 and 2017, he killed five people and injured 32 others in a nationwide bombing campaign against people he believed to be advancing the anti-egalitarian and anti-democratic ideas behind neo-reaction and the Dark Enlightenment.
Person 1: Dude, I have been receiving several emails from this guy called 'TeeGee'. And half of what they say doesn't make any sense. Like, they kept going on and on about how 'There is no answer. Merely the blank violence of the sun.' and that 'As an act of moral ambiguity, I will give you three days.'
Person 2: You're fucked.
TeeGee by TGMM July 11, 2021

teaguebag 

the act of Jeff Teague dunking over another player, so that his nuts are in the mouth of said player
"dude, dave neal totally got teaguebagged with that dunk"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTfwcYgNAN8
teaguebag by wfudeac March 4, 2009
The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.
I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.
Teagued by The_cooter November 26, 2021

Courtney Teague 

The act of involving oneself in every situation around them which brings extreme paranoia, in which the repercussions puts every one else around into an unessary conundrum.
Yesterday John John got everyone in the trap courtney teague.
Courtney Teague by Kid karma February 10, 2019