Teboned 

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

Teboned by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

teebone kneebone 

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.

I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.

teebone kneebone by .zola January 21, 2007

teebone 

Is the penis bone which is then carved out into a golf tee

Dude: hey what kind of tee are you using

Frog: oh this teebone onr
Dude: whats that made of?
Frog: some dead guys dick

teebone by Teeboneryourfrogass123 December 31, 2017