Matthew Tedford 

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

Matthew Tedford by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013

Tedward

Tedward is the term for an Edward who wishes to be called "Ted" despite not being a Theodore.

1. His name is Edward but he'd rather you call him Ted; if you don't want to then you can just call him Tedward.

2. Tedward Kennedy sure was making interesting faces during the Sate of the Union speech.

Tedward by Gudrun June 19, 2006

Tedford

Best last name in the world

i wish my last name was tedford because then i would be the best

Tedford by Nicklenick June 17, 2008

Tedward

The protagonist of a comic of the same name written by Josh Pettinger.

Person: “I just bought the last copy of PowerWash, Tedward is such a sad little man I love it.”

Tedward by HTMLwaitingroom February 7, 2023

tedward

a male who has oral sex with cattle.

In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, a main character "Barney" made a joke about another main character "Ted" engaging in oral sex with a cow. For the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as "tedward'd a bull".

after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.

tedward by lEvilDeadl July 5, 2010

Tedward

A crazed twilight fan who's friends girlfriends name is teddy and she is goals and Edward Cullen is also goals so teddy+edward= Tedward.

Ella: Omg I met this guy and he is such a tedward

Tedward by Cemnms.moss September 3, 2017

Tedward

A nickname a crazed twilight fan names her crush whose name is already either Theodore, Ted, or any T starting name.

Girl reading Twilight series: "Ahh, Tedward!" ::looks at crushes pic::

Tedward by pseudonym731 October 13, 2011