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Tedward is the term for an Edward who wishes to be called "Ted" despite not being a Theodore.
1. His name is Edward but he'd rather you call him Ted; if you don't want to then you can just call him Tedward.

2. Tedward Kennedy sure was making interesting faces during the Sate of the Union speech.
by Gudrun January 23, 2005
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a male who has oral sex with cattle.
In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, a main character "Barney" made a joke about another main character "Ted" engaging in oral sex with a cow. For the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as "tedward'd a bull".

after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.
by lEvilDeadl June 30, 2010
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A nickname a crazed twilight fan names her crush whose name is already either Theodore, Ted, or any T starting name.
Girl reading Twilight series: "Ahh, Tedward!" ::looks at crushes pic::
by pseudonym731 October 13, 2011
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