Teddy Picker

Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.

Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!

Teddy Picker by BeautyOnFyre September 30, 2007

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Teddy picker

1. A claw machine

2. Someone who is a try hard and goes to extreme lengths for fame

3. Song by arctic monkeys

1. Mom may I have a coin for the teddy picker?

2. Bro he such a teddy picker he went cliff diving to get on the news

3. My favorite song by arctic monkeys is teddy picker!

Teddy picker by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

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Teddy Picker • teddy pecker • teddy • teddy bear • Teddy Roosevelt • teddy graham • Teddy Ruxpin • teddy bomber • Teddy Geiger • Teddy Afro

teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

teddy pecker by Broan November 12, 2007

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teddypicker

an arctic monkeys song also slang for pedo

"look at that guy staring at those kids"

"omg hes such a teddypicker"

teddypicker by alexi1234 September 28, 2008

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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