by hanes June 18, 2005
The process of acquiring general knowledge in modern everyday technology and generally current with new programs, software updates, and innovative electronic devices.
by Daniel Williams Jr. February 23, 2011
The thing you're using right now. Whether it's a phone/tablet, a computer, or some console like an Xbox One or a PlayStation 4. Maybe even handheld like a PlayStation Vita or a 3DS. Maybe it's a more obscure (and terrible) console like 3DO or a PX 3600 (look them up, they exist). Whatever it is, it's technology. Seriously, go outside and get some sun. If you're on The Urban Dictionary, it's not like you're looking for definition that isn't sexual. You're probably bored and looking for something to do. Plus, i'm pretty sure you already goddamn know what technology is. Go outside. Take a walk. It could do some good.
by CPGames May 29, 2018
Unofficial synonym for technical. Technological is just the long version and nobody cares about it; they can and will shorten it to technical.
Person 1: "I am experiencing technological issues"
Person 2: "STFU, technical is shorter to pronounce and write, and it saves up time"
Person 2: "STFU, technical is shorter to pronounce and write, and it saves up time"
by Eoin195314235r1245 August 18, 2018
A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.
"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")
by Yo Yo Yooo February 20, 2007
It is what will bring the damnation to all of human life. It represents what will destroy us as a race in the future.
by Ziggy December 22, 2004
First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.
Yeah, she was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and I guess I was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.
Or:
Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.
Or:
Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.
by Jules the Astonishing May 19, 2004