1 definition by Jules the Astonishing

First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.
Yeah, she was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and I guess I was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.

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Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.
by Jules the Astonishing May 19, 2004
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