teat

One (1) female nipple.

1)Your teat is showing.

1)There are three things I eat in this world - chicken McNuggets, tacos and teat.

teat by Scott Dogg December 14, 2003

Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

Flea's Teat by FeyJay January 4, 2011

teat

One of young Shakespeare's finest quotes regarding a woman's breast and the process of breastmilking

"An honour! were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat."

teat by dontdrinkthecreekwatah May 23, 2014

Bovine Teat Juice 

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk

I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones

Bovine Teat Juice by Bill Speed October 29, 2004

Bone In ‘Er Teat 

French for a good vigorous titty fuck.

All it took was a six pack and a carry out pizza and that slut was ready for bone in ‘er teat.

Bone In ‘Er Teat by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

teat flap 

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

teat flap by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

teat

Slang term for a woman's breast or nipple.

Can I touch your mother's teat?

teat by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005