When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."
by Gabraham November 29, 2016
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The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM
"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians
by EdenXera December 28, 2017
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When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020
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A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 25, 2022
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This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.
The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.
by dm1g31 October 8, 2020
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a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.
*two tea buddies spillin some hot tea*
shan : "I gotz the tea."
ky : "ouhhh sister spill"
by ShandaAwesome January 2, 2019
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(T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic

such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
by teathepot August 14, 2023
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