German taxidermist 

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

German taxidermist by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Turd taxidermist 

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.

Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.

Turd taxidermist by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

Taxidermist 

1: a craftsman who shoots stuffs and mounts the skins of dead animals that are often protected species

2: a skin-care specialist for taxi drivers

1: it died of natural causes...honest

2: so exactly how long have you been sitting down?

Taxidermist by Mr Cheese April 24, 2005

Taxidermist 

its a sexual move were your having sex with a women up to a wall and u have a friend on the other side and what you do is turn her around shove her hands and face through the wall and have your friend take a picture while u put it in her butt

Wow Shirley! tom gave u a Taxidermist?

Taxidermist by Cstrike26 May 15, 2010

taxidermist 

The best punk band in kingston.

"Hey you going to the taxidermist show?"

"fuck yeah!"

taxidermist by taxidermists August 1, 2007

taxidermitize

the act of taxidermitizing something

I ran my F150 into a deer the other day. I'm getting it taxidermitized this week.

taxidermitize by PB Bear June 29, 2004