2 definitions by plyd011

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Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.
I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.
by plyd011 December 23, 2010

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When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.
by plyd011 November 10, 2011

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