Tabaking 

To go out murder-raping in a "Vincent Tabak" stylee, specifically with strangulation as the modus operandi.

A: "fuck this Pete, i'm bored, shall we go out tabaking?
B: "yeah, hold on, i'll get me gloves."
A: "I'll meet you in the car."

A recent Tabaking trend amongst students has dramatically decreased the female population of the student body at Bristol Uni.

"show us your tits, or I'm gonna tabak ya"

Tabaking by TCgossip December 24, 2012

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Wanking.

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Twanging The One Stringed Bass by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011

Sky Tanking 

Accidentally farting into a woman's vagina while space docking.

Oscar could have avoided sky tanking Fran if he didn't have that 5 layer burrito .

sky tanking space docking burrito vagina fart shit

Sky Tanking by dAVIE k January 4, 2010

Thanking the bus driver 

Eating a girl out.

Angie: I'm sinning.
Gil: Thanking the bus driver?

Angie: No Johns thanking the bus driver.

Thanking the bus driver by APmax July 29, 2018

tjanking 

when you are speaking with your friends and you roast someone for doing something and they get bleak about it.

- That's a plakkie!
• Nah luss please. I didn't mean to loose the caps.
"Why the fuck are you tjanking?"

tjanking by #fatboyslim March 12, 2018

dick thwacking contest 

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

dick thwacking contest by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

twinking 

MMORPG: The very common practice of giving a lower level character items he could not have obtained on his own. Most MMORPGs have level requirements on items to reduce the effectiveness of twinking.

I twinked out my level one Sorceress with Tarnhelm, the Eye of Etlich, and two SOJs.

twinking by Rast September 6, 2004