Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

tatorize 

Consuming large amounts of food at once or complete obliteration of anything

also used as tatorizing

John: I cant finish the icecream

Yesh: Just tatorize it

or

Jim: Yo joe is tatorizing that pizza

or

That was complete tatorization by Kyle in the race

tatorize by YoshiNP March 18, 2011

tatorhead 

This is a noun describing anyone who you relatively dislike for obvious stupidity. It is also used as an adjective often in the past tense. It is to ruin something, insult something,or to describe getting fucked over.

1.I got tatorheaded out of a great time when my mom got home and cockblocked me.
2.I tatorheaded my younger sister's volcano project because she is a little cockblock.
3. Get outta my face, tatorhead.

tatorhead by Higmo July 30, 2008

tator twat 

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.

Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!

tator twat by kelly girl April 11, 2009

bumpin tators 

when a women is getting double penetrated, the two men have there testicles touch.

Brian and Chad were bumpin tators while slamming Karen

bumpin tators by Bear Watchers December 29, 2009

tatored 

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

tatored by Triis February 12, 2009

tator tot 

a short midget who is fat and can roll around easily. word used to describe people

" jim got attacked by a swarm of tator tots coming back from their midget convention."

tator tot by hncjo89 February 5, 2009