Tatooed Tina 

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.

1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!

Tatooed Tina by G'd Up Swagger May 20, 2007

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

screwed, blued, and tatooed by MJCA May 5, 2006

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

screwed, blued, and tatooed by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004

screwed, blued, and tatooed 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

screwed, blued, and tatooed by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

tatored 

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

tatored by Triis February 12, 2009

tattooed tears 

its something inmates get when they kill someone to simbolise tears they cant cry

A lot of dudes i jail got tattoed tears

tattooed tears by AC October 26, 2003