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And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."
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An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.
How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.
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Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.
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