4 definitions by G'd Up Swagger

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.
1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!
by G'd Up Swagger May 4, 2007
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Cheaply made, thin slippers that have a very thin material covering the foot, that are worn in mostly high urban areas. Are also seen with elevated rubber soles.
"I was rocking fresh in my white-T, clean in my white-T with the fresh air forces and my girl came through with the blue bluphtoonies and a skirt, we was both on point, WHAT!?!?!?!!"
by G'd Up Swagger October 28, 2005
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When your girlfriend/fiance/wife's strong arm ghetto side comes out without warning, and S-shapes are made with her chin in a fluid motion.
I asked my girl what she was watchin on TV, and I got blindsided by the Shamika when she started yellin for 5 minutes about me watchin sports, I then proceded to kindly forget to tell her that I wanted to take her out for a candle-light dinner.
by G'd Up Swagger May 4, 2007
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The act of either a tute looking for a trick, or a trick looking for a tute
"This slim bag a$$ chick I new from high school, who was mad dope, got found tuttin last friday!"
by G'd Up Swagger October 27, 2005
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