banging tastebuds 

making out but better

Dave: “hey mike what’d you do with Susie last night?”

Mike: “we hung out at the football game and afterwards we were banging tastebuds in my car.”

Dave: “Sweet shit dude!”

banging tastebuds by noodleyarms August 24, 2020

Broke Tastebuds

Knowing that you wouldn't like a single thing Gordon ramsay prepared.
Growing up poor and still enjoying the broke meals you used to eat.

"Do you wanna make dinner tonight?"
"Listen honey I like you too much to subject you to my broke tastebuds, but if you ever make arugula again I'll kick your ass"

Broke Tastebuds by TruthSeeker82 February 18, 2021

pussy tastebuds 

what flavored condoms are really there for

yo dude try out the flavored condoms my pussy tastebuds loved them.

pussy tastebuds by casandra blue June 12, 2019

wack tastebuds 

if your name is BRAYDEN...i'm sorry😔
you may need to get your tastebuds checked by a doctor or sumn cause uhhhhh.......

GRAPES ARE BETTER THAN PEACHES(example of wack tastebuds)

wack tastebuds by By:caitlin September 4, 2021

different tastebuds 

used when someone has a different opinion or thought process than you, that you think is unusual or not valid.

Paolo has different tastebuds. He likes orange juice over apple juce.

different tastebuds by different tastebuds October 6, 2022

Taste Buds 

A powerful fraternal-like bond created instantaneously upon learning that you and a friend have unknowingly ordered the same food while eating out.

Wait, dude, you got the torpedo slam burger with a side of tater tornadoes TOO?! We're officially Taste Buds! *they high five*

Taste Buds by Pineking April 23, 2017

Tastebudectomy 

A swift removal of a tastebud from a candy crevice cut. This causes your tongue to bleed, and soreness for a day or two.

"Ouch! This stupid candy cane just gave me a tastebudectomy from a crevice cut! That smarts!"

"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."

Tastebudectomy by Cravicky November 27, 2012