Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

street taster 

A person who spents a remarkable amount of time with his head on the ground. Someone who passes out easily and/or often due to alcohol, drugs or beatings. Also a homeless person living in the worst way without the ambition to improve.

That jerk tasted the street again. If he can't stand it, he should drink less. What a street taster!

street taster by benzon manzon August 17, 2012

Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

Taster 

Taster (N) - A really ugly girl (or guy) or a really attractive girl.
Taster (ADJ) - A chop packed too tightly out of a thick bong (ex: 9 mil purple illadelph) leaving the taste of a chop in ones mouth.

Taste (V) - A spontaneous collision or reaction resulting in physical or mental shock or (shookness)

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(N) Person 1: Ayy Jason, you pipe that taster last night?
Person 2: of course I piped that taster!

(ADJ) Person 1: You boutta take a taster Jimbo?

Person 2: I already just took a fat taster...

(V) Person 1: What did you think of that exam awal?
Person 2: I fuckin tasted it dude.

Taster by austinfairchild November 15, 2018

Taser 

When someone digs their fingers (in a finger gun position with both the index and middle) into someone's side or back and moves them around to stimulate a tickling sensation VERY quickly.

As Sarah stretched her arms up in boredom in Geography, Jake took the opportunity to taser her in the side, causing her arms to shoot back down and protect her side.

Taser by <3ScaleCoiler<3 February 2, 2019