tarpit

When females wipe there butt towards their Vagina. Thus creating a Tarpit.

"Man, I think Christy gave herself a tarpit"

by Massivo December 12, 2004

Talahassee Tarpit

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

by foxay111 February 17, 2015

human tarpit

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

by grok February 18, 2013

tarpitting

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

by Enwych November 9, 2017

Labrea Tarpits

Splattery farts during analingus.

I was wasted and pulled a Labrea Tarpits on my girlfriend last night.

by JABBSS75 September 27, 2021