tardlion

the younger version of being a tardly

Why is your son Ben always acting like a tardlion?

tardlion by Brieann Mason June 22, 2007

Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010

tardling

Young and stupid

Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!

tardling by deb July 29, 2003

tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.

My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.

tardliness by ralionairb August 25, 2009

Tardling

The act of warming your poptards between your thighs.

Me and my girlfriend went tardling in an ally yesterday, things got pretty sweaty.

Tardling by irishbooty January 20, 2014

tardliner 

Like a hardliner - a right-wing "old school" GOP supporter who is immune to facts and solely focused on a conservative agenda, irrespective of long term ramifications to society, common decency, or human rights, and with a heavy dose of diminished mental capacity. The opposite of "libtard".

Oh, hey, I'm so sorry about my friend Jim from high school. He's a good enough guy but is a bit of a tardliner - I wouldn't recommend discussing oppression or wealth distribution with him.

tardliner by hadzmat March 30, 2017