tard burglar
Jim took a dump in the middle of the road, so I turned to Timmy and said "Jim is a fucking tard burglar."
tard burglar by stinkerton May 13, 2006
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turdburglar
1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.
2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.
2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.
1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."
2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."
2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."
turdburglar by Shockey86 January 28, 2005
turdburglariffic
Adjective.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.
See asstastic and craptacular.
A compound word, formed from turdburglar and terrific. Used to sarcastically indicate the opposite of terrific.
See asstastic and craptacular.
Example 1: "I got home last night, and some asshat had broken in and stolen my collection of New Kids on the Block albums. That was turdburglariffic!"
Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."
Example 2: "The Matrix Reloaded is the most turdburglariffic movie I have seen."
turdburglariffic by Woodrow Wordsworthless July 10, 2005
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turdburglar by stewart January 24, 2003
Turdburglar
-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.
-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.
-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.
Turdburglar by The Grass is Green. September 8, 2010
turdburglar
So, little Johnny.. you don't want to flush the toilet after you poo, do you? Well, if you're going to be naughty like that, then you can.. but you'd better be prepared for the Turdburglar to come to your house, then..
He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^)
Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy!
He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^)
Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy!
Who's that scrawny sort slinking through the shadows with a sack of shite? Why.. that's a no-good, meddling TURDBURGLAR!!
turdburglar by Cavia Porcellus March 13, 2010