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a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.
Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!
by anonymous April 15, 2003
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Bus that handicap people ride. Also called "short bus" by some.
Dude don't stare at the people in that "tard cart"
by Me March 25, 2003
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The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.
Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.
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Look there Olivia and Emily go,,! Off in their tard carts!
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A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves
look.....a tard cart....full of retards
by Robs April 08, 2003
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2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel
"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"
by brett February 10, 2005
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1 the short bus used to drive disabled people from one place to another.

2 an insult for a person who is being stupid or foolish.
My bus was full so I had to ride in the tardcart.

You fucking tardcart, you don't fix a toaster while it's plugged in!
by Bea December 16, 2004
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