Tandoorettes Syndrome

The condition of occasionally slipping into an Indian accent for particular words or phrases. Similar to tics that characterise Tourettes Syndrome.

Usually experienced by english-speaking people of Indian heritage, possibly from subconciously taking on speech aspects of relatives during childhood, possibly from watching too much Russel Peters.

- Nah, I should be fine on the couch. it's come-for-table.
- what the hell was that?
- oh its just my Tandoorettes Syndrome playing up :P

Tandoorettes Syndrome by paaaaaint January 7, 2010

tandoori 

slang for indian vagina
see also meat pie

damn that tandoori is dripping

tandoori by emilios cumalotttus November 1, 2006

Tandoori Splatz 

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

Tandoori Splatz by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

tandoori oven 

When an East Indian guy farts in bed, under the covers.

Apu! It stinks in here, did you make a tandoori oven?

tandoori oven by BCRafe October 23, 2007

tandoori clamp 

the tightening of the bumhole during anul sex

pulled a girl last night, gave me the tandoori clamp. never doing that again

tandoori clamp by discodavemin April 28, 2011

Tandoori beef 

When a man sticks his penis up a womans pussy when she's on her period. The penis becomes red from the blood like the color of Indian tandoori chicken.

I let a chick suck on my tandoori beef.

Tandoori beef by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Tandoori waffle 

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

Tandoori waffle by GSssssss August 9, 2006