talk to the hand

A common term for masturbation.

Hand and penis are very good friends.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

talk to the hand

very simple version of masturbation

69 or maybe 96
or 10 or 669

by og'elend heruamin March 3, 2004

Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

by JediAndi March 24, 2006

talk to the jazz hand

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

by olsongt September 7, 2009