angry talents 

Like mad skillz, but infinitely more awesome.

Mr. T has angry talents at pitying the fool.

angry talents by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 6, 2007

take my talents to South Beach 

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

take my talents to South Beach by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach 

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

Taleisha 

The most beautiful, perfect, nice, kind, caring, hot girl u will ever meet. She makes for perfect relationships and you would be extremely lucky to ever meet a girl named Taleisha

"She is so hot! Her name must be Taleisha"

Taleisha by lordratatosk October 8, 2014

Tavenism

A religion around the worship of the demi-god Taven who's transcendence is prophesied by mathematical logic.

We practices Tavenism. We're very open about the worship of our overlord to be.

Tavenism by daegontaven January 14, 2019

I'm taking my talents to south beach. 

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010