The act of ejaculating in less than or equal to 20 seconds during a sexual encounter with a girl. Mostly used as a verb; this word provides you with the single most efficient way to describe your letdowns without it being too embarrassing!

John: Man, we were starting to get really hot until I accidentally Talhasened; it was so embarrassing.
Dimitri:Hahaha, it's alright man, all of us have Talhasened once or twice in our lives.
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Derek: Don't tell anyone, but I have a little Talhasening problem so we might have to go a bit slow.
Audrey: It's alright; it'll be our little secret!

Talhasening by Mcjagg5Lament. April 21, 2013

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talahasey forklift

When a women is having sex with two males, and the two males double penetrate the women, one in the vagina and the other in the ass, and lift the women off the ground.

we are going to give you a talahasey forklift

talahasey forklift by will of nj May 17, 2006

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tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.

I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy

tallahasee tinker toy by paul barman May 2, 2006

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tallahasee torch

When you dip your cock in gasoline, light it on fire and stick it up a girl's ass or pussy.

Warning: Side effects of the Tallahasee Torch include: burnt cock and/or pussy, burnt ass, and your girlfriend will probably hate you for the rest of your life.

tallahasee torch by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, August 22, 2006

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