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Taint Scrape 

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
Taint Scrape by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

Scrape My Taint 

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.
"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."
Scrape My Taint by Nick Rose December 22, 2004

Taint Scraper 

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.
That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!
Taint Scraper by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026