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Taint Scrape 

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
Taint Scrape by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.
"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

Scrape My Taint 

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.
"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."
Scrape My Taint by Nick Rose December 22, 2004

Taint Scraper 

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.
That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!
Taint Scraper by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026