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1. taint
The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.
If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!
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2. Taint
't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between
Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint
3. taint
the perineum - the area betwwen the genitals and anus, male or female, although the term is said to orginate from the saying "It ain't pussy and t'aint ass..."
A hairy taint is a blivet hazard
by H R Boyle Jan 20, 2005 share this add a video
4. taint
1. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack
2. On a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie
Damn, my taint is sweaty.
5. taint
A taint is the stretch of skin found only on women between the pussy and the asshole. The term originated from the phrase "taint an asshole and taint a pussy." In contrast the skin between the scrotum and asshole on a man is referred to as the "gooch" and first known usage is a reference to Bob "the gooch" Guccione the owner/publisher of Penthouse. His employees and acquaintances couldn't quite decide if he was more of an asshole or a dick, a general consensus eventually formed that he was both and "everything in between," hence the gooch.
Q: Hey lady, do you know why the piece of skin between your vagina and anus is called a taint?

A: Because it taint a pussy, and it taint an asshole.
6. Taint
The spot between the balls and the butthole. A lot of people know this to be called the "gooch". This area stops your poo from hitting your goods when it drops out.
Man if it wasn't for my taint, my sac would be covered in some dry-ass shit!

Can I paint your taint?

She licked my taint. Am I still a virgin?
7. taint
The fleshy fun-bridge between the balls and asshole. Pressure to this area during sexual foreplay may elicit a more powerful orgasm.
"Jill pressed on my taint while giving me head and I came like Old Faithful"