Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. by mtspacey March 2, 2011

Tadpole Cannon 

Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.

Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.

My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?

I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.

I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.

Tadpole Cannon by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Tadpole vision 

Altered state of mind in a man caused by lack of sex. As if the tadpoles (sperm) are backing up to behind the eyes, affecting the vision. Can make average women appear extremely attractive. In extreme cases EVERY woman seems attractive.

Dude, did you just check out my grandma's ass?

Sorry bro, I need to get laid, I've got mad tadpole vision!

Tadpole vision by path of least resistance January 27, 2010

squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.

I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.

squished tadpole by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

tadpole240 

A tadpole240 is 240 times the noob of a regular noob, he doesn't know anything about gaming, and doesn't keep up with the news. (tadpole = beginner, 240 = x240 times a noob)

"Welcome to Beginner's Quarry"

"Where am I?"

"FFS, tadpole240..."

tadpole240 by 50sora April 10, 2010

Minnesota tadpole 

When your dick shrivels up due to cold weather

It was so cold that my dick shriveled into a Minnesota tadpole

Minnesota tadpole by Slim jimmy 69 May 6, 2016

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

set the tadpoles free by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015