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1.
noun: A single piece of furniture that can be used as both a clock and a table
A glass coffee table with a clock stolen from the Yates building taped to the underside.

That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
by mr. jimmy socks January 27, 2011
 
2.
proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.
That shindig over at Tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.

The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.
by mr. jimmy socks January 27, 2011