person 1 - "what in the hell is going on with Steven? i just came from his house and he was all depress and shit, and get this all he was listen to celine dion's 'my heart will go on' on repeat.
person 2 - "you don't know? his girlfriend left for college in the states. he is being such a fag about it."
person 1 - "yeah, i agree."
Yeah he probably has a tabanca.