T'zaih Hanks 

T'Zaih is a sneaker designer. He has a YouTube channel called Epii where he does 3D animations, basketball pickup games, Parkour and tons of other things. He also creates graphic designs and video games. T'Zaih is very talented and creative. He is pretty much capable of doing anything.

Yeo, do you know that dude T'Zaih Hanks. He's talented af! He plays basketball, makes 3D cartoons, draws, does parkour, makes sneakers. He literally does EVERYTHING!

T'zaih Hanks by TH The Great July 8, 2018

couldn't find his ass with two hands 

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

couldn't find his ass with two hands by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

T.I. handshake 

Standing for Thursday Island Handshake, a handshake coined by the native people on thursday island near Australia. it typically involves a local such as a barmaid who reaches up the shorts of a another and gently tugs on the man's penis.

man (unsuspecting): wow this bar is great
(meanwhile behind him) the bar mad reaches under his shorts and grabs his dick (the T.I. handshake)
man: ow, oh hey

T.I. handshake by whrb October 16, 2008

hands up don't shoot 

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

hands up don't shoot by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014

T- Rex Handshake 

Whilst giving a hand Job the girl puts her elbows into the sleeves of her t-shirt/Top, giving the impression of T-Rex arms

Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me a T- Rex Handshake last night.
Dude 2: She's a keeper

T- Rex Handshake by Ghandi179 April 12, 2013

your hands don’t move like mine 

what you say when a bitch is tryna fight and thinks she can win

“you wanna go becky”
“oh please bitch. your hands don’t move like mine.”

your hands don’t move like mine by hannnnnaaahhhhhhh February 4, 2019

I don't have hands 

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

I don't have hands by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023